Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question? How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin. (mimics rolling action)
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name "Rohw-ling", you have my permission to hit them over the head with -- not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
asgardasylum: I wonder if today the Potter family was just sitting around the fireplace drinking tea when they decide to turn on the tv and WHAM 40 FT VOLDEMORT and everyone just looks at Harry
seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact